WB Superstar Weirdo
By Phuc
written on: May 2004
In addition to nightmares I have on a regular basis, one of the common themes is being chased or hunted down. This Bizarre dream truely stood out...
I am running from a stranger-- this stranger happens to be WB SuperStar's, JoJo. He has that red french baret on, and wearing the typical clothes that he has on. JoJo happens to be a weirdo in my dream, chasing me.
I have no clue why he's after me. I run away, run up my back stairs, break through my house kitchen and try to shut the door as quickly as I can before he breaks in. My dad is there just standing there and cooking as if nothing is wrong. I am thinking What the funkiness, someone is trying to break in?! I struggle and struggle trying to shut and lock the door, but JoJo stops the door with his hands, from shutting all the way. His strength out does mine, so I give up, quickly running the opposite direction, grabbing the kitchen phone, and dialing 911 in my living room.
A woman answers and I panicly say "A WB Superstar is chasing me, my address is [address]! Hurry!" But to add the whipped cream on the topping-nightmare, the lady says "What? Huh? I don't understand?" So I get furious and hang up. By then, JoJo has broken into the house and is coming to hunt me down. I freak out wondering What the FUNK am I going to do now?! He is already in the kitchen! So I decide to charge back into the kitchen, running past JoJo. JoJo was so confused, but then the concept of me escaping sunk in my head and so he chased me as I ran out the door.
I ran down the street with the phone still in my hands. I ran to hide behind a bright yellow fence in someone's house down the street, and tried again.. I dialed 911 and as soon as the lady picked up, I frantically whispered "[my street]!" But the lady was like "What? huh? I can't hear you?!" So I am freaking out whispering over and over what street I am in to this lady who cannot hear me over the phone. By then, I see the top of JoJo, his baret, looking around inside the maze of fence getting closer trying to find me. Then I hear a dog bark. That dog scares me and I think that I am freak out running out of the fence. So I do exact that, because JoJo has found where I was.
I run, calling 911 and screaming my street name again. But none of the cops are still here yet, and I'm losing hope. My cordless phone is running out of batteries so I have to start running towards my house and eventually into my house to recharge. I think that's when (I can't remember) FINALLY, JoJo gets caught and is taken away.
Then I see my mom or someone in the driveway and run to her. I explain what just happened. As I explain to her, I notice a car approaching our house and parking next to the curb of our house. A group of ruffed n'gruffed up weirdos, jump out of the hoodless car, running towards us. I knew instantly, that JoJo has sent his friends to come after me for revenge! I run into the house, past the kitchen, past the living room, past all the rooms and run into my bedroom (the furthest room in the house) and locked the door.
I hear the gruffy huffy long dark haired men search inch by inch each room starting from the kitchen, which spares me time (because my room is the furthest). To my luck, my sister is in the room, and three charged cell phones are in the room also. I tell her to hide under the bed, and I'll hide in the closet behind the pile of clothes. So she hides under the bed, I grab all the phones, and run into the closet hiding behind the pile of clothes. I hear the guys noisly trash the house looking for me.
Last hope, I quickly dialed 911. A male officer answers, as JoJo's crew breaks into my bedroom, and I am on the verge of doom. I franticly whispered "[address]! Hurry! These guys are here right now looking at me, I'm hiding--" To my horror, all of them as already searched all but this room my sis and I are in-- and one of them are already searching the closet. They already have found my sister and has a hold of her. This one person that is searching the closet is digging into the clothes. He does not notice me, so he yells "Nothing here!" But another dude is skeptical, so he double checks by searching it himself. He digs and digs, as I try putting myself further and further back avoiding him. But then he touched my knee, feeling up my leg as if he was trying to get some hanky panky funky monkey, so I squeal, and he instantly knows that it's me. I am soooooooo doomed!
He quickly gets takes and throws all the clothes out of the way, and as he's about to take a good hold of me, I hear an officer break in, "Freeze, all of you guys are under arrest!" Thank goodness, I am saved!!! BUT, the guy who was about to get a grip of me, grabs me, trying to take me as hostage. But I am so far into the closet, he struggles to pull me out and put me in front of him, (to use as a shield and hostage). A gun shot is echoed in the bedroom causing dead silence! The dude who tried to take me hostage, drops down to the ground in pain, because the cop has shot his leg. That's when cop's troops run in, occupying the room. JoJo's crew now surrenders and gets taken away.