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Paul Powerballs

By Phuc

written on: 2002

I was at my college freshman orientation with the biggest group of about 30 people. We were all sitting together in a circle and playing this name game where we had to remember and say the names of everyone to our right, and their food. (by the way I was Phuc Fruitcake). I happen to be the last person -- which meant I had to say EVERYONE'S name and food. I was completely nervous because I freak out when I have to be the only one talking in front of many people, especially a bunch of strangers. So I had the most difficult time remembering a lot of the people's names and fruits; the tour girl helped me with the names and fruits the most because I was was doing the worse! (somehow I'm in the dumps that everyone else did just fine!!!) To make matters worse, when I got to Paul Powerbar -- I accidently said "Paul POWERBALLS" and didn't realize it until 5 seconds later!!! I felt like making a break for it, run like I've never ran before, and never come back... The rest of the 2 DAYs 1 NIGHT TOUR, when everyone was looking for each other, people kept asking "Where's Paul Powerballs???" Paul, if you're reading this, I'M SOOOOOOOOO SORRY!!!