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Nice Pants
By Phuc

(high school yrs class of 2002)

It was a Friday, which meant school cafeteria Calozone! After the lunch ladies placed the food on the counter for me, I took it and was on the way to pay until the tray slipped out of my hand and splattering tomato sauce all over me! Just when I thought things couldn't be worse, as I grabbed another tray they handed to me, all my quarters slipped out of my hands! (I decided to pay lunch entirely with quarters). So I held up the line, bending down on my hands and knees trying to pick up all the quarters. No one was helping me, especially when I realized I was missing a quarter and asked nearly everyone behind me if anyone had extra quarters. "No one" had a quarter to spare! So I was at the cashier, digging for a quarter in my purse for like 5 minutes until... FINALLY someone behind me came forward with a quarter and the lunch lady and I thanked him. I walked all the way to my lunch table in the back, as everyone stared at me (with sauce all over my nice pants)!

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