Bizarre Irony
(Humor)By Phuc
written on: 2002
- Chairs that are more comfortable than beds
- Getting messages and recieving it a month late
- Jackets aren't allowed in school, but book bags are permitted
- "Don't flush paper down the toilet" signs in the restroom stalls
- A picture that goes with the hair clips being sold -- and the models in it, aren't wearing anything in their hair.
- Junk filled up in the garage and a $40,000 car left out in the driveway with all the doors unlocked and the windows wide open
- Cheese is said to be yellow, but looks orange; orange juice is said to be orange, but looks yellow
- The English language: the word "lip sinking" and "buck naked" wouldn't it make sense for it to be called "lip singing" and "butt naked" ?