(Humor)
Here are actual away messages that I made up and used:

alcohol:
i can have fun be funny and laugh non-stop without alcohol... I can even act stupid without it --and if no one laughs with me, I can laugh at myself!!! hwahawaha

ankle:
my ankle goes snap, crackle, and pop....=-O ouch....

bizarre quote:
A bizarre quote that I heard the morning of Tuesday November 26th, '02.. "Steal the pennies off a dead man's thighs!" WHOA, I'm not going to ask...=-O

brain cloud:
I feel like I have a brain cloud-- information is trying to sink in... but my brain is refusing it... :-P

cheap:
i feel cheap.... I am cheap...

evil:
He controls and dominates me, takes over social life, steals up most of my time, slaughters my gpa, making me feel unsure of my future... Chemistry is evil! >:o

calculator:
they say that we are more intelligent than a calculator... but in my case --it sure does calculate and graph better and faster than me and it helps me learn to solve things, and all that good stuff. I say dang! it's genious to me!;-) I wish I was as smart as a calculator!!! :-P

cheesecake:
he loves my cheesecake... more than me, but whatchya gonna do. sometimes I wish I was the cheesecake. I'll melt in his mouth and hands!

cookie:
06/13/03 mmmmmmmmmmmm ME WANT COOKIE!!! I cut myself with a baking pan...:-P

copacobana
this is how it should be: "her name was Cola.. she loves bananas... she is the hottest thing since White, Vanna!" and this is how it is:"music and passion is always the fashion at copacabana...don't fall in love!";-)

dangerously sexy:
me: someone keeps vandalizing stuff at my door! drawing naughty parts to my karate poster [1st], and then ripping off my door [2nd poster]. Wouldn't you think they were smart enough not to mess with a karate poster especially at a karateka's door? I may not look dangerous but who knows; I may have dangerous karate friends-- DANGEROUSLY SEXY karate friends...;-)

addict:
Brian referring to James in English class: "The first step is admitting that you have a problem..."
My thoughts: I am me and I am a chatoholic--AIM addict. If you chat with me, chances are, I'm going to chat with you. I am studying and doing work, so don't chat with me or let me chat with you, unless necessary.

dumb question:
Ba: "Can u really eat ALL that u can???"
me: "umm... no... oh wait! yeah, I could eat all that I can... that's only if I pass out and die."
Ba: "hmm that was a very dumb question... how about this -- can u drink all that u can that u don't want to drink???"
me: "I would have to die again...":-P

dustmites:
Good nite, sleep tite, don't let the dust mites bite! ;-) yes... they do exist in ur bed, on ur bed and everywhere! I heard they feed on dead skin cells... mm...

freshmaker mentos parody
'Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!'
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and phucie is fresh and full of life.
Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with phucie, fresh and full of life.
Fresh goes better, phucie freshness, fresh goes better with phucie, fresh and full of life!
phuc the freshmaker!;-)

holy:
When you feel like crap and you have no religion -- refer to the holy shit!;-) nighty... rub buddha belly or my belly for good luck!!!

karate:
Karate friends makes me feel all warm, fuzzy, and squishy inside!:-*

lactos intolerant:
keeping in mind, I am lactose intolerant against certain things but sometimes I crave certain things...
incident #1: Purchasing glass of Oreo shake at Friendly's thinking it was going to be like icecream. Instead, it was a huge glass of milkly shake with oreos in it -- BIG mistake! My after experience lasted 3 days.>:o
incident #2: another day I saw yogurt shake. I took a little sip & a little gulp and my stomach started yelling at me right away. ANOTHER BIG MISTAKE! my after experience lasted over 4 hrs.=-O Trial and error can be so rough. :-P

box of cherries forest gump parody Life is a box of cherries. You never know when they are going to be sweet or sour.

charlies's angel:
Cameron Diaz: "Hi Charlie!"
Drew Barrymore: "Hi Charlie!"
Lucy Liu: "Hi Charlie!"
me: "Hey Chunkie!"
Which of Charlie's Angel are you?
hmm... I can't remember what they were like exactly from the 1st movie, but since she's Asian, I'm Lucy Liu. (No we are NOT related)!

beef: Tue Oct 7, 2003.
after staying 'till 3 am for CSE, getting my failing quiz CSE quiz a couple hrs later, then taking a Calculus exam, the one thing that made my day was beefy nachos with cheese!!! :-D(@NW).
somewhat related topic:: a high school memorable quote:: "PHUC'S GOT BEEF!!!"

not full? tue 12/9/03:
for dinner i ate, half plate full of pasta with shrimp and vegetables (lotsa pasta!), a bit over a dozen celeries with dip, mashed potatoes w/onions, two slices of pizza, cheese cake w/strawberries, half cup of juice, yet I still wasn't really full...

nothing:
i wish i had more time for nothn, just to chill out and be bummish for awhile,
'cus it feels good to do nothin, usually that nothin is really somethin,
and that somethin for nothin is goooood ;-)

one: rice krispies parody
phuc Krispies
there's only one ;-)

eat
"Don't eat me!!!>:o I'm phuc, not food!" ;-)

game: "phuc's got game!" --someone in my gym class during my high school yrs :-P

priceless: mastercard parody
*shower: 48min/wk
*Phil. class: 3hr/wk
*English class: 3.5 hr/wk
*Calc. class: 3.5hr/wk
*CS class: 4hr/wk
*Karate class: 7+hr/wk
*spacing out: 14+hr/wk
*hmw/help/study: 2+2+14+10+3: infinite hrs/wk
*chilln' w/ur homies: timeless...
*For everything else & everything: where's the freak'n time machine!>:o

sneeze guard:
do you ever wonder if the sneeze guards in the dining halls aren't really doing their job??? yumm... food time! ;-)

smells like a.c. moore:
this bread/dough from Big Y tastes like what A.C. Moore smells like! :-P

twilight zone???
Am I living in the twilight zone???
within mid semester:
*watch died
*Cell phone died
* new sunglasses lense pop out
* a diff. watch died (batteries)
* a diff (3rd) watch "died" (solar batteries needs recharge)
grrr....
what next???:-X

unwanted:
ughh... c'est la vie... just another day to remind me how much I'm unwanted..:- Happy Valentine's Day!